when u mess up while talking to ur crush
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
my pet peeve is when someone ignores you
like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it
if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways